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Monday, June 14, 2010

Speed in WWE

In the WWE, there are some reasons why speed matters, like if you're slow, and a 400-lbs-guy falling on you, you can't avoid that falling object, whereas, if you're fast, you can avoid a LOT of pain, and 3-to-5 hospital years! Also, if you're a light guy, and you're facing a big, powerful guy, you just lost your only chance of winning, so, if you're not strong, you gotta be Pretty fast to be able to win, so yes, it matters.

Monday, June 7, 2010

Pay-per-views

Pay-per-views are events that in order to watch, you have to pay for them, and WWE has a LOT of pay-per-views like Summerslam, Survivor series, and Wrestlemania, and they usually don't cost more than $20, and they're commercial free, so there are no distractions or missing out on anything, so, try to watch at least one Pay-Per-view.

Over the limit winners

For the WWE-Pay-per-view Over-the-limit, the winners of their matches were:
  1. John Cena
  2. Jack Swagger ( by disqualification)
  3. Rey Mysterio ( C.M punk is now bald!!!!:-D)
  4. Edge
  5. Kofi Kingston.

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Saturday, June 5, 2010

The Battle royale

On the June 4th 2010 edition of smackdown! there was a Battle Royale, a over-the-top-rope battle in which there can be any # of competitors, (all @ the same time!)and last person in the ring wins, and in this one it included Kofi Kingston, Finlay, Vance Archer, Curt Hawkins, Rey Mysterio (who won), Christian, Kane, both Dudebusters, Luke Gallows, M.V.P, & J.T.G, and the final 3 were Kane, Luke Gallows, and Rey Mysterio, Kane eliminated Gallows, then choked Rey and was about to throw him out of the ring when Rey grabbed the rope and turned the chokeslam into a Kane-eliminating Headscissors and won!

Undertaker's beating

Now, usually the Undertaker's the attacker, but over memorial day weekend, the Undertaker suffered such a beating that it put him in an unresponsive state, and now his biological brother, Kane is seeking vengeance on his brother's attacker and is acting as Judge, jury, and plaintiff, and will probably not be very how should I say this...forgiving/nice to that person and will unleash his full wrath on them.

Triple H-gone (too)

A few months ago, Shawn Michael's career ended @ wrestlemania, and now I have to tell you that now The Game, Triple H, is also gone. His career ended @ extreme rules, when Shaemus kicked him in the head around 30(?) times, and the last kick seriously injured him, and, as a result, The King of Kings is gone because he will never wrestle again. So now his 18-year-career has


ENDED.

Friday, May 28, 2010

Over the Limit

"Over the Limit" is a WWE Pay-Per-View, and it's a new one (the newest), and at the 1st edition of it, (2010's version) the matches were: C.m punk vs Rey mysterio, John Cena vs Batista, Edge vs Randy Orton, & finally, Big Show vs Jack Swagger (Jack "thwagger", he has a "thpeech" impediment), and Kofi Kingston vs Drew Mcintyre and I still don't know who won which, but I'm pretty sure it was Batista, Big Show, Edge, & Rey Mysterio, and I'm not sure about the last one.

Monday, May 24, 2010

What it takes

The basic attributes of a good wrestler are: liked by crowd, good moves, great speed or strength, dependability or reliability, and/or resourcefulness,and size doesn't matter, but if a wrestler's finisher is a power move, then it might help them to be big &/or strong, whereas, it won't be very effective if the wrestler is small or weak, or a wrestler that's big could be weak, and lose to a small but strong wrestler.

The Dudebusters

The Dudebusters are a WWE "smackdown!" tag team, and they "Bust dudes up", and that's probably why they're not liked by the fans, and they have been mean towards the liked wrestlers, and that's another reason the fans don't like them, and they have O.K skills and their two members are Caylen Croft & Trent Barreta, & their sizes are medium-medium.

Saturday, May 22, 2010

Kofi Kingston

Kofi Kingston is a WWE "smackdown!" Superstar that is liked by the crowd,is 6', Jamaican and he has no talk show, and his finisher is "Trouble in Paradise", but he isn't very intimidating compared to every other superstar on "smackdown!", so I don't think he'll be big on smackdown, but to him I
say,"Good luck"

Wednesday, May 19, 2010

Rey vs Undertaker-the REAL story

I know somebody's already covered this story, but it was in his opinion, not a fact. I'm doing just that.
Undertaker

  1. 7-time world champion
  2. 13-time champion
  3. made it to age 48 in the WWE
  4. really creepy

Rey

  1. 19-time champion
  2. triple crown champion,only 4 other people have!
  3. finisher tied for best
  4. tied for most beloved wrestler. so, vote on your comments! Due date: June 14, 2010

TNA Vs Smackdown

Who's better, "TNA" or "smackdown!"? Myself and most people prefer "smackdown!",and it's probably because most TNA wrestlers that had to quit "smackdown!" and so went to the dumb company TNA, and because there are only, like, 6 or 7 funny/GOOD moments in the history of TNA, nevertheless, "smackdown!" wins this fight!

Monday, May 10, 2010

Chavolito

Who is "Chavolito?" he's Eddie (dead) Guerrero's nephew, and now he's back on smackdown, and he's a really sucky and stupid person because he cheats in the ring, because he can't win if he doesn't. So, Chavo, (overall) sucks.